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AJ Reads Torah!

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I wonder how many parents get to feel the pride I feel about my boys. AJ, whose Bar Mitzvah was last fall, has been reading Mussaf regularly during the weekly service. Today, he read the Maftir portion of today's parsha. The visitors from New York and Maryland were impressed by his poise and clarity of diction. He continues to amaze me in the things he does, always just doing them and not demanding rewards for it.
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After much anticipation, my Total Training for Acrobat 9 Pro Essentials title is now on the Total Training Web Site.


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eMail Hijack

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DAMN the Internet, and all you jerkwad spammers!

Someone thought it would be fun to send spam as if it was from me, so as of 8 hours ago, I have had over 2,000 returned email messages.

I have to say, being in the direct communications business, I hope that the customers (porn moguls and drug dealers, apparently) of the email delivery company know that most of their email isn't getting there due to bad addresses.

Now, to decide whether to shut down that address...

Grrr.....
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> James -

> Hi there. Matthew Belinkie, YPMB '02 here. I have a physics problem,

> and I seem to recall that is (or was) your area of expertise.

> I want to calculate the distance a person would fall over a certain

> number of seconds. I know that's a pretty straightforward equation...

> if you assume you're in a vacuum. The tricky part is, I DO want to

> take into account wind resistance, terminal velocity, things like

> that. I want to know in the real world, if you fall out of a plane,

> how far will you travel in 25 seconds.

> More info: this is about a scene in Superman 2. Superman saves a

> little boy who falls off Niagara Falls. But this kid falls for

> literally 25 seconds before he's caught. The Falls are 167 feet high.

> I want to crunch the numbers and figure out how far a little boy would

> ACTUALLY fall in 25 seconds. (Let's assume the kid weighs 70 pounds.)

> Well James? What do you think?

> - Matt


Hey, Matt!


Here's a back-of-the-napkin answer. 


Precise accounting for resistance in a fluid is almost impossible. The equations of motion in a fluid involve a factor called "B", which increases with velocity and is dependent on the viscosity of the fluid, the shape of the falling body, how the fluid passes over the falling body, qualities of the skin of the body where semi-laminar flow may occur, and the weight of the body. In practice, very fast computers crunch on the differential equations that result when you account for fluid resistance.


Considering a vacuum, a falling object will take 3.2 seconds to fall 167 feet. The body will be falling only 70.4 miles per hour, which is fast, true, but not quite terminal velocity. A falling person, depending on how they are falling (arms out, balled up, in between...) will reach a terminal velocity of between 200 and 125 mph. Assuming that the kid is terrified and crapping his pants, he probably won't think enough to spread out his arms and legs to catch the wind and extend his total travel time (and hence his life!) to around 4 seconds from the 3.2 he's have in a vacuum. Silly kids, never thinking!


In 25 seconds he can fall 10,000 ft in a vacuum, so perhaps 8,700 feet in an atmosphere (feel the back of the napkin, Matt...). I hope he took a deep breath before falling off that airplane into the oxygen starved air at 10,000 ft. Oh, at that height, the air is thin enough that helicopters have trouble operating. Recall that people don't get rescued from high mountains with helicopters?


Well, I hope you won your beer by getting the egghead to "prove" that movies lie on occasion. Besides, it's Superman! Disbelief? Check it at the door.


James

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Mikvah Hero

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In our Synagogue, we have a Mikvah. This is a pool of water that is used for many cleansing rituals, from daily ablutions to koshering new pots and pans. Now, the Mikvah is used by everyone in the Jewish community in Portland, not just the members of our Orthodox Shul. It has suffered some maintenance challenges in the past few years, and was closed a couple of weeks ago due to some crumbling tile, which required that the Mikvah be drained so that the patch could be applied. This is where I come in.

When the Rabbi attempted to fill the pool, he noticed that water was flowing backwards through the system. It is important that water flow only one way to preserve the kosher-ness of the water, and reversed flow will render the water not kosher. What to do?

I stepped in and installed a shut-off valve to stop the water from flowing backward into the Mikvah. The Rabbi asked, "well, what if someone fiddles with the valve? Won't that be bad?" I had to reply, "are the folks who are likely to be in the pool going to be mechanically inclined? Are they likely to even know how to turn the valve?"

He laughed, and agreed that the valve was probably safe from fiddling.

Anyway, the Mikvah is now back on line, and can now be drained and filled as necessary without fear of backflow.
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